Beat the heat with Digifluff!

That latest Beta offering from the Mensa laden team at Digifluff, released at 12:00 Zulu time in the Vegas subsidiary, Digiice 3.1 is finally ready for public trials after 27 months of extensive R&D. “It is living up to the hype” quipped the initial post on the company Digiblog forum this morning. The chill the fuck out nature of the app has vast usage potential in response to micro-minded zealot fascists both domestically and abroad.

An unnamed in-house source reports a chilly wave of inertial damping in the lab control environment bolstered by a 17% reduction in thermal hemorrhaging. While long-term affects are in question and being closely monitored; the excitement is palpable on the Digifluff campus. Top Wall St. Tech analyst, Martin Merde, predicts that as the DSIP (Digital Seamless Integration Platform) works its way into the digital market commonwealth, the intuitive natural linkage of Digiice 3.1 to existing components is likely to all but guarantee Digifluff’s trouncing of Q4 expected earnings and a lifetime achievement award from the Conscious Unconsciousness Association of All Things Groovy, and Shit.

Efficient and of the moment offerings that the consumer has come to expect from Digifluff have no end in the foreseeable future amid “Project X’s” anticipated release in September that is purportedly still on track and likely to rock your sweet potatoes.