A unexpected announcement from Digifluff FNS was made three weeks ago and recently revealed in a hastily put together press conference at an undisclosed location. Using the Digifluff Seamless Integration Platform as the basis of their product development, the Digifluff team announced a new product called Timeline Horizon.
The crowd went absolutely bat shit when the cover was taken off the product. Unable to determine what the product actually does the crowd nevertheless embraced the announcement with the unbridled energy of a freshman cheerleader after triple Red Bull cocktail. "Timeline Horizon has infinite possibilities and we're confident that in time we'll get there and then go beyond the rainbow....it's endlessly amphibious and less filling,", said a company spokesperson.
Shortly after the press conference, Digifluff FNS filed a $100,000,000 lawsuit against the Bush Administration for copyright infringement. "How dare they just flippantly use the Digifluff intellectual property without our express consent and of course the express consent of Major League Baseball. "Hell, I bet they don't even know how to work the Timeline Horizon. The SDK isn't even out yet so they must have a pirated copy, or worse....they have a spy in our organization", said a company spokesperson. The Bush Administration refused to acknowledge any wrong doing. "It's all a big misrememberstanding", said a Bush boner spokesperson.
Digifluff FNS is a privately held company and the are makers of all sorts of shit you never heard of. We don't make the shit you use. We make the shit you use better.
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