Industry giant, Digifluff, announced Tuesday a project to research large-scale partly cloudy computing, the ability to sort of use applications, servers, storage and other computing services on the Internets without hosting, maintaining or seamlessly integrating them into the subterranean biosphere, Paris or the 4th floor. Early cloudy applications include desktop office stuff, but have rapidly grown to include enterprise-wide services such as hidden storage, network mismanagement and casual Fridays.
What's in the Cloud? "Frankly, it's too early to tell", said a senior Digifluff spokesperson. "We know our clouds are the highest. Our proprietary benchmarking studies demonstrate our industry leading performance." Westin Willingly, an industry analyst for Barely Sterns, went on record claiming that "Digifluff Cloud stuff really kicks ass. We don't have exact figures but we know they have a killer VIP tent", said Willingly.
Digifluff Clouds may be available for download somewhere in the near future. To get your free information pack call 1-888 MY CLOUD and ask for Rudy, tell him your name is Craig and you know Mutah.
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