Project X, a top secret Digifluff project, leaked to the world last week, is apparently the derivative of alien technology. Area 51 officials have confirmed the potential of alien life in the Digifluff Paris offices. First lady Carla Bruni was quoted saying "We must bring the trans-Atlantic Digifluff alliance which seamless integration if we are going to attack the alien crisis."
The official pre-beta vapor wear antidote will be available for download at all 7-eleven stores in central new jersey with a free Slurpee. Wrist bands for the pre-post antidote celebration are selling on e-bay for millions of dollars and are being scooped by rich french bourgeois around the globe.
A corporate spokesperson for Digifluff Paris was not available for comment and claimed protection under the FNS treaty rules of engagement, subsection 43. All Digifluff trading on the global exchanges was halted on report of the alien ties to Project X.
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