Friday, August 8, 2008

Champagne Supermodel Waterboarding Queen

A Digifluff undercover agent uncovered an alarming story while shagging a second tier supermodel. The soon to be washed up supermodel confessed to belonging to a Champagne Supermodel Waterboarding club sponsored by the Bush crime family. While several supermodels were rumored to be part of this club there are swirling allegations about the existence of a Champagne Supermodel Waterboarding Queen.

The Digifluff undercover agent vowed to track down the Queen and bring her to justice - but not before shagging her senselessly. No other comments were made available.

No comments: