A Digifluff undercover agent uncovered an alarming story while shagging a second tier supermodel. The soon to be washed up supermodel confessed to belonging to a Champagne Supermodel Waterboarding club sponsored by the Bush crime family. While several supermodels were rumored to be part of this club there are swirling allegations about the existence of a Champagne Supermodel Waterboarding Queen.
The Digifluff undercover agent vowed to track down the Queen and bring her to justice - but not before shagging her senselessly. No other comments were made available.
Friday, August 8, 2008
Champagne Supermodel Waterboarding Queen
Labels:
Champagne,
Dick Cheney,
George Bush,
Queen,
Shagging,
Supermodel,
Torture,
Waterboarding
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