Digifluff FNS hastily ended talks with Adobe regarding their bid to buy the soon to be released and wildly powerful Digifluff Imagination Suite. According to industry insiders, Digifluff grew tired of all the meetings and mindless bullshit paperwork needed to appease the Adobe legal team. "They wanted us to shave 1/16" off all our forms so they could fit them into their antique 3 ring binders with rich Corinthian shit brown leather covers and multi-color neon bindings. It was a major pain in ass.", said a Digifluff spokesperson who asked to remain nameless.
Digifluff clearly has a tight grip on the Adobe corporate nut sack and they're not likely to let go without compensation. The ball (pun intended) is clearly with Adobe.
T. Boone Pickens and George Soros separately applauded the move by Digifluff. Both super rich dudes are rumored to be large angel investors in the Digifluff Seamless Integration Platform.
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