Digifluff Team Finds Bigfoot

Digifluff FNS shocked the world today with the release of incredible and undeniably compelling evidence that Bigfoot is real and thriving in the Pacific northwest province of California in and around the town of Willits, CA.

Dr. Wisenfinkle and his Digifluff research team worked 17 long, thankless years to film the elusive Bigfoot in its natural habitat. “I’m just glad it’s over” said one of the nervous Digifluff research assistants. Dr. Wisenfinkle, who is not really a doctor, convinced Digifluff FNS to fund his historic research project 17 years ago and has been milking the corporate tit ever since. He cited his custom tailored white lab coat and fake British accent as the two main reasons he was able to secure funding. “They better pay my expense reports now that I have this f*ing footage”, shouted Dr. Wisenfinkle shortly before taking the stage at the hastily put together press conference just outside of Willits, CA.

While most reporters remain slightly skeptical that film footage is authentic, they were appreciative of the Pete’s coffee, clean porto potties and the gaggle of sexually deprived female research assistants . “I’ve been shagging the same losers for 17 years and I am happy to get any sort o fresh lovin’, if you know what I mean”, claimed Roxanne Bonnapants, the lead seamless integration officer of this soon to be infamous research expedition. Mrs. Bonnapants has signed an exclusive contract to pose naked in Playboy with Bigfoot if he / it is ever captured.

The new Bigfoot video footage is at the CIA laboratory in Langley, VA for testing and analysis. More updates will be forthcoming in the exciting days and weeks to come.