It's big big big big big big big big

Something big is coming. Digifluff executives are quietly spreading the news that big things are coming to the world via a global tweet storm. "It's going to bigger than the biggest thing ever done since those sort of things have been tracked - 20% bigger and at least 10% better...and yes, you can quote me on that but don't use my name", said PR princess Molly Mossheadburg. Thousands of curious curators from the most respected firms placed advanced orders Monday morning and now eagerly await news on what exactly they just purchased. While they don't know what it is, they know it's big. And that's alone is enough to get all worked about. Stay tuned for the latest big news on big things from Digifluff.

Plaxico Burress - What's Going Off?

Digifluff is proud to have an exclusive on the new video from Plaxico Burress - a self deprecating take on his recent legal troubles.

Time Zone Shifting

Did you feel that? Sources close to people who know everything are reporting a significant disturbance in the time space continuum. At least 14 confirmed cases are being vehemently denied by authorities afraid of losing their jobs. Beware. This is real. Keep your children close. Save your triangles. Stay away from time zones, drink plenty of water and do not eat orange cupcakes until further notice. Report suspicious behavior and deny all knowledge of this post.

And remember God speeds. I've seen him on 280 South doing 105 in the right lane, weaving recklessly while tossing back warm beer.

Digifluff makes Super Bowl Commercial Package Deal with NBC

The media fenzy around the Superbowl is a little less than last year but there are a few surprises this year.  Digifluff FNS announced it would be running 4 TV spots during the Superbowl. The deal with NBC is a last minute bargain package deal rumored to be worth around $10 Million dollars and four trips on the Digifluff space shuttle for NBC super executives, close friends, the Super Bowl 43 MVP entourage, Mark Bavaro and assorted hotties.  

The Digifluff commercials will show off the latest advancements in 3D animation with a new feature called 3 and a half D animation overdrive Dx2000. The spots will show some sort of talking triangle and will promoting the Aqua Vulva cream, the Muff Buff and the Digifluff all in one universally useful adaptor.  When asked to comment on the ads, Digifluff Chief Communications Senior Brand Program Contributor, Angela Sandstone, "It's seamless is all I can tell you...and the Steelers are going to win the Super bowl. Does this font make my text box too tight?".  Soundtrack for the spots are is coming from Bay Area underground music kingpins, The Hard Bounces. There latest singles, Powerpoint Man and Delete Forward are likely to be in the mix.  More to come. We'll keep everyone, including us, posted.