Time Zone Shifting

Did you feel that? Sources close to people who know everything are reporting a significant disturbance in the time space continuum. At least 14 confirmed cases are being vehemently denied by authorities afraid of losing their jobs. Beware. This is real. Keep your children close. Save your triangles. Stay away from time zones, drink plenty of water and do not eat orange cupcakes until further notice. Report suspicious behavior and deny all knowledge of this post.

And remember God speeds. I've seen him on 280 South doing 105 in the right lane, weaving recklessly while tossing back warm beer.